1. happycookieday:

Daft Steampunk

    happycookieday:

    Daft Steampunk

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  2. Person 1: Would you let Jesus in your house for a moment?

    Person 2: Sure, but you are not him are you?

    Person 1: Jesus is in all of us!

    Person 2: Then he is already here. Thank you for letting me know!

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  3. When you’re screwing up and nobody’s saying anything to you anymore, that means they gave up
    – Randy Pausch - The Last Lecture

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  4. The Pursuit of Happiness

    1. Stop buying stuff you don’t need
    2. Pay off all your credit cards
    3. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in your house/apartment (storage lockers, etc.)
    4. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit on the first floor of your house (attic, garage, etc.)
    5. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in one room of your house
    6. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in a suitcase
    7. Get rid of all the stuff that doesn’t fit in a backpack
    8. Get rid of the backpack

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  8. Slackers will find very imaginative ways of justifying why learning something is not possible for them. They will give you a list of reasons that hold them back, and when they see someone achieve what they claim is impossible, then they will dismiss that person as an exception or as a genius. This is nothing short of laziness.

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  9. Don’t worry! I’m a professional russian!

    Don’t worry! I’m a professional russian!

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